1000 things....

Some Zombies Have No Face.

CJ likes elevator music.

zombies cant say hello back to you

They Are Sometimes Fast. (28 Days Later / 28 Weeks Later)

How the entirety of US military forces epicly fail against these zombies, and yet an extremely small group of survivors can kill billions of them without trying. Seriously, Zombie Versus Small 9mm Pistol, the zombie gets killed easily. But, Zombie versus Tanks and planes, the zombies win. How does that make sense?
Then there is the fact of, Zombies eating flesh, and you mainly see several zombies on one person. And just about always, they pin the person to the floor and eat them alive. Which, If, several of these ravenous zombies begin to eat a person, wouldent the person just become completely devoured rather than turn into a zombie?
Then there is how lickers egsist. I mean, they wouldent mutate from the dead. They would have to mutate from something living. Basicly, when people get bit, it would have to be the virus. Somehow, lickers are abundant but... It would only be from some type of Mutatgen like in the Area51 game. None of It Makes SENSE! AHH!

Some Zombies are like abusing rights in [RE], and abusing rights in [RE] is like someone not loving me.. RUDE! D;

xDD

Yah, BOYEE I da BOMB! ;D

Now here's a little parody of Santa Claus I wanted to share with ALL MY FRIENDS! ;D

He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're on the can.
He'll blast your ass from here to Pakistan.

Ohh!

You better not breathe, you better not move
You're better off dead I'm tellin' you, dude:

Santa Claus is gunning you down!!

some go after the fat people first

Look at those braindogs.

Stev: HEY BRAINDOGS HAHAHAHAH! YOU CAN'T GET ME! * he falls and zombies eat him *
His friend: HAHAHAH OWNT! * same progress *

Alright, here goes another one:

Old Godzilla was fucking arround, Tokio City like a big playground,
when suddenly batman appears from the shape, and hits godzilla with batman cum spray.

This is the ultimate orgy, of homosexuality,
Good guys and bad guys with dildos ( as far as I can see )
Its all a lot of felatio and much sodomy
It's ultimate orgy, of homosexuality.

ZOMG.

There are no Zombie Babies or Zombie Snakes etc.

Zombie dicks = MC2

No booty calls !
Deck.
No boty calls !
That's not happening.

With cliches like that I'm really torn
Your games played, go back to your porn

(Ohh!)

:>

New ones:

JOKES! ;DD


Two zombies and a harman go to a bar. One Zombie says to the other Zombie, "Graaaghaa haarann margahhaa naaarrrrrrgnn!"

The other Zombie says "Hrraaaaa Maggaa GRAMMA GRAMMA bargh nrrrrhr!"

And then they eat the harman.
Best thing ever, right?? Of coruse it is, cause it camed from my mouth ;DD

And another one:

What's blue, red, and goes "splat"?
You after I destroy you >;]].

A Zombie and I met in the Cemetery. The Zombie said, "I'm gonna kill you". I said, "OMFG! ... you can talk"!


Teehee :>

Some Zombies Like Pie Oh And I'm Back