Lieutenant Colonel Ezekiel Zastavo.

Habbo Name; Mr.Matteson

Name; Ezekiel Jay Zastavo

Team:
[ Leader/Ghost ] Ezekiel Zastavo
[ Assault ] 23.:.LBJ.:.23
[ Assault ]
[ Sniper ] CrackedRazors
[ Ghost ]
[ Wall ]

Occupation: Lt. Col, Captain of TZH-1 of the C.D.C Military.
Ezekiel growing up was unlike any kid. He was always at home, passing the time by, with either work, or Leisure. Let me tell his tale....

History;
Zeke was born 1986 3rd of April. His father worked in the National guard, and his mother was a real estate agent. When he was a year old, his mother gave birth to a baby girl. A sister. His mother worked as a secretary, til' Zeke was 5. She left the house every Monday, and Wednesday leaving them with a babysitter. Ezekiels baby sitter was his cousin.
They never really saw their father, except for the 2nd week every month, and sometimes the 4th.
Zeke grew up liking what almost every boy likes. Cars and firearms.
Stephenie (His sister) grew up liking what almost every girl would never do. Cars and Navigation.
When Zeke was old enough to drive, Stephenie would always be beside him, Navigating. Until September 14th, 2003.
Zeke had crashed the car. He blamed her death on himself, and said he could never forgive himself.
The month after that was when the Quarantine was in Television.

Equipment:
Primary: TR P90
Magazine: 50 rounds. Modified.
Attachments: Flashlight, Laser pointer, Reflex Scope.
Select-Fire Rate: (1) Single, (5) Burst, (X) Full auto, (_) Safety
Secondary: M9 Beretta
Magazine: 15 rounds.
Attachments: None
Select-Fire Rate: (1) Single, (_) Safety.

Ammunition: TR P90
Magazine: 50 Rounds
Ammo: 3 (including 1 in the Chamber)

Ammunition: M9 Beretta
Magazine: 15 Rounds.
Ammo: 3 Extra mags. (Including one already chambered)


Melee: 6-Inch Throwing Knife. 8-Inch Seal Pup.

Explosives: Remote and Laser Detonation Claymores, x6
Remote and Timed Detonation C4, x6
Rocket Propelled Grenade -7, x2
2 Frag, 3 Napalm, 1 Flash, 1 Stun, 2 Smoke.


Personality; Childish.

Likes; Cars and Firearms

Dislikes; People.

Status; Engaged, Infected

Themesong: Argh...I'm a Pirate By: Zulof the Rock and Roler

I'm back B****s!

Bump.

Like... Anyone cares?

Well when I start pulling shit oout of my ass, people will care. They'll be like *OMG YOU CAN"T HAVE DAT LUL NOOB!*
and I'll be like *LOOK AT MY BIO< LOLWATTKTHXBAI!*

Dude...

One Word, One Destiny -> LOLWUTT?

Im voting for Aids,

-Dr.Enderson, always farting icly.

I'm voting for NO CURE for aids.

O-R-L-Y?

It's almost like you have a scrotum in your hands, when you're typing..
Maybe If you leave my dick alone, huh.. idk.

( jks )

Look! I made lulz! I posyed themz, on the funnyjunk!

LOLWUTT?

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